Walt Disney World
Epcot
Lake Buena Vista, Florida
January 25 & 26 2013
Page Fourteen
Each one of the four crew members is given a job to do on the journey
to Mars from Commander, Pilot, Navigator and Engineer. On the way
to your ship these photos of some real and some fictional space pioneers
are there to motivate you into giving your all at the job that you are given.
This is a photo of one of the simulator pods that you ride in for your simulated
flight to Mars. Missions Space uses several centrifuges in order to
put you through positive as well as negative g forces. Both Bond and
I ended up a little queasy with the easy version so I'm certain the intense
version would have ruined my day. If you get sick easy take the green
crew instead of red crew and you'll not have to use one of Mission Space's
conveniently placed barf bags that ride along with you in the simulator.
There are a few pavilions at Future World we were unable to make it to due
to time including Living With the Seas (we skipped it as one of the parks
on our plans for this trip was Sea World) and Ellen's Energy Adventure which
never really excited me and I'm pretty sure Bond wouldn't have liked it
that well.
I did want to go and play around in Innoventions which houses a bunch of
new tech goodies but time was against us as our plans for the evening included
another flight on Soarin' and then a boat ride across World Showcase Lagoon
for some time in Morocco and dinner at Tokyo Dining before witnessing Illuminations.
The last time I did get into Innoventions was in 1997 when the Internet
was to most people really new and one of the new products on display was
called the "WebTV". The idea for it was computers were really expensive
back then when the Pentium 2 chip was the big thing and most internet connections
were over your phone line with a blazing fast 56KBS connection (if you were
lucky). The idea was people would buy a dedicated internet system
that was a bare bones computer with a keyboard and mouse that could only
surf the web using your television set instead of a monitor for a few hundred
dollars instead of several thousand for a real computer. At
Innoventions these WebTV's were all set up for people to browse the "World
Wide Web". Being the computer geek (been messing around with computers
since the late 70's on a mainframe my Step Father worked on) I hopped on
and took a look at how a very young (2 years old) Negative-G looked on WebTV.
As soon as I typed in "negative-g.net" (The site started out as a .net until
some Chinese porn site stole that domain name so I switched to .com) the
WebTV crashed. Shocked the tech guys asked me to do it again so I
did on another unit with the same outcome and then I did it again on four
or five other machines before leaving laughing at how the WebTV couldn't
even handle the simple HTML that made up this site back then. Discovering
bugs can be quite rewarding.
Oh WebTV ended up getting bought out by Microsoft so I guess there was a
market for it.