Dollywood
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
August 6, 2010
Page Sixteen
River Battle is one of the new ways to get wet from Mack Rides.
Half the people take a boat ride where they are equipped with water guns
and everyone else on shore are armed as well with everyone getting wet as
as result. It's like my martial arts instructor used to say if you're
in a knife fight you will get cut. If you're in a splash battle you
will get wet.
The battle between Corey, Bond and Todd and the rest of us got pretty heated
but this game is stacked against everyone in the boat.
Where it's stacked against the riders is in addition to all of the
shore based guns there are numerous other fountains and geysers out there
to soak them if we don't.