Negative-G Paramount's Kings Island November 2005

Paramount's Kings Island
Kings Mills, Ohio
November 6, 2005
Page Eleven

The Top Gun Roller Coaster at Paramount's Kings Island, Kings Mills, Ohio

Since Paramount's Kings Island doesn't have models of fighter jets on this pedestal anymore I guess it works just fine as a recliner.

The Top Gun Roller Coaster at Paramount's Kings Island, Kings Mills, Ohio

Well I thought this was the line for Top Gun but I guess we're in line for Gillette Mach 3: The Ride.

The Top Gun Roller Coaster at Paramount's Kings Island, Kings Mills, Ohio

Nice product placement.

The Top Gun Roller Coaster at Paramount's Kings Island, Kings Mills, Ohio

There's no Top Gun here. Instead Gillette Mach 3: The Ride simulates the head of a razor as it speeds down a face taking off whiskers and stubble as it goes.

The Top Gun Roller Coaster at Paramount's Kings Island, Kings Mills, Ohio

The Gillette Mach 3 advertising that came over Top Gun's speakers on the lift hill and the brake run were a bit much. If you're going to bludgeon me with this much advertising at least give out coupons or free samples at the exit.